I Want a Best Friend

I don't know why, but I haven't been able to make any legitimate female best friends since starting college. I'd like to think it's because I'm shy and not a she-devil. But maybe I'm wrong. Either way, for anyone who comes across this - Below are my ridiculous best friend requirements/preferences:
 

~ Female. ~ I just have a lot of guy friends already.
 

~ UMBC student. ~ Makes it easier if we go to the same school. And if you're a UMBC student and found this at chance, we're destined to be friends. Whether you like it or not.  Brownie points for being a sophomore.
 

~ Not a drinker/smoker. ~ Sometimes I feel I'm the only one with a brain who listened to the DARE presentations in elementary school. That crap is bad for you. I don't understand why people think it's a good idea.
 

~ Enjoys being healthy. ~ Kinda goes along with the previous one. I like eating healthy, getting exercise, and trying to maintain a low level of stress. I'd like to have friends who care about their own health too.
 

~ Enjoys video games and shopping. ~ Brownie points for Harvest Moon and/or Guild Wars fans.  And shopping's because I like doing girly things sometimes. I can't shop with guy friends or get their advice on clothes.
 

~ Has a boyfriend or dates. ~ It seemed like I was always the only friend in my high school group who ever had a boyfriend or even cared about dating. Not that it's a bad thing to avoid that kind of stuff but it stunk not having someone to talk to about guys and understood what I was going through. And I'd love to go on a double date for once.
 

~ Has good integrity. ~ Not much explanation required. I like people who work honestly to get what they want.
 

~ Is talkative. ~ Because I'm not.
 

~Enjoys being silly. ~ Because I can be.
 

~ Cares about the environment. ~ It's very important to me. I'd like to have a friend who cares too.
 

Hopefully someday I'll be able to find a friend who has some of these qualities. For now, the hunt continues.

Moral Haiku:

Wow. It seems as if

I'm a little bit desperate.

Please be my best friend.